May 2013
chihayahearts:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
I'll tumblr for ya: krudman: morbi: Okay, I always... →
krudman:
morbi:
Okay, I always find it a little odd that people consider Super Princess Peach sexist because the gimmick revolves around Princess Peach having emotion based abilities. I see people make mood swing jokes and PMS jabs whenever it’s brought up. These are people who…
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
2 tags
If being a prostitue wasn't so dangerous in...
i would not be here.
I would be trekking south beach.
just, shimmying from one bed to the next.
floating on condoms and lube.
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
Black Butler: Corset scene
Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
Bleach: ban..........KAI
Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
K project: flaming homos
Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
Hetalia: jesus chRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Fate/Zero: Saber be my wife and everyone else is under me
One Piece: Gonna find treasure. mercin' shit with nakama
sparkafterdark:
thelocalrapist:
phlynn:
Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time
Fucking crying.
When everything is meaningless you don’t have an excuse not to dance.
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
For the last three decades many Americans have puzzled over a system that gives...
– Carrie Rickey
(via fireworkselectricbright)
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay...
confusedtree:
In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
redamancer:
a tsundere on the streets, a yandere between the sheets
whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
queenofthewest:
theuppitynegras:
nothing makes me madder than when people try to push fucking curl definition/curl patterns/curl bullshit on peple with 4c hair.
it’s always about having fucking curly hair
no my shit is not curly
my fucking hair is nappy and I’m fine with that
no shade to curly naturals but the whole community revolves around you and I’m sick of it
i don’t want to hear...
A Japanese company has created a 13 foot Robotic...
did-you-kno:
The 13-foot tall and 4.5 ton weighting humanoid robot on wheels with all its 30 hydraulic joints can be operated directly from the cockpit or remotely using a smartphone with a 3G connection.
To compensate for its 6 miles per hour, the robot is equipped with a Gatling gun shooting 100 ball bearings per second. Presently Kuratas are announced to be available in 16 colors,...