Am I unreasonable? Am I irrational?
I’m a reasonable and honest person.
I have many pet peeves and have little tolerance for bull shit.
Leave your pride at the door. Respect me, I respect you.
Don’t lie to my face.
Thats a quick way to get me to kick your ass.
I’m not stupid…I’m a good person and very practical.
If I say, “Take me home. NOW.” Take me the fuck home. And then you ask, ” Are you kidding me? Are you serious?”
I respond with, “I’m fucking serious. Take me the fuck home.”
And you still wanna keep driving forward? Then you wanna act stupid when I start walking home as soon as you park.
No. Dipshit. Take me the fuck home. I’m not above jumping out of a moving car. Done it before, I’ll do it again. But there was no point when I knew you were gonna park 2 blocks away, so I just walked home.
And thats just the fucking icing on the fucking cake.
I’m a reasonable, rationa person.
There’s a video going around that’s a fake trailer, a pretty well-made fake trailer for Slavery: The Game. And the fake game company, Javelin Reds, has a fake website. So it’s much more than just a Something Awful-style photoshop, it’s a whole thing to try and make you think there’s such a game coming out in 2012.